Always be promoting. Seriously, the guy was a used-car salesman with a spread-offense playbook he probably stole from a more talented coach beneath or beside him. On Wikipedia, it says Herman is a member of MENSA lol. I'm not a member of MENSA. I've never even contemplated that. It'd be like going to Harvard, in the sense that you could never talk about it and you'd hope no one else ever did, either, except with Harvard, you actually get something worthwhile along with the burden of embarrassed unmentionability. Because you DO NOT want to be the "I went to Harvard guy," if you went to Harvard. It's a bad look.

And if you don't want to be that guy, you don't want to be the 'I'm in MENSA guy," a thousand times more.

We don't need him.

And frankly, fuck him. Eat em up, Coogs! #ForTheCity

- Kay (and the cats, who are way less timid about expressing their feelings re: Tom Herman... unprintable, honestly)